I vaguely remember the wedding when I first had this thought. Bird Seed just doesn't have the sounds to it when it hits people like a clump of rice.

There is nothing I would look forward to at a wedding more than the food.

Cake reception ... makes me wanna take my gift back.

Oh, Bruce, you big softy.

Another true story from the lunch table of WCHS

I like watching spiders. They have always been fascinating to me.

I like watching spiders. They have always been fascinating to me.

Yep. This is pretty much how it went.

Yep. This is pretty much how it went.

Not recommended for cleaning phones.