There is no motivation like a gym teacher motivation.

Santa has to do stuff like this sometimes, right?

This one is a fun one for me. Brings back memories of a friend from High School. This strip entirely and truthfully happened, word for word.

Even "geniuses" must respect authority ... especially when you are 6.

Nothing gives perspective like the underside of a school cafeteria lunch table.

Kids are mean. We were no different. And yes, this saga also happened.

Again, yes, shamefully this happened.

Still happened ... although I am guessing on "Toliver's" response.

I never really understood the whole "objection" question at a wedding.

Not being able to sit with your friends at events like weddings and such can really open you up to more scrutiny from the parents, am I right?